Win awards. Whatever. Who gives a swut?*
The Demon Bells, my unpublished manuscript previously titled Freqs of Nature, won:
2014 CYA Conference Competition, due to an administrative error.
Planet Towing won a 2013 KBR Short Story Competition
Bollinger Blows Up received a Special Mention in the 2013 KBR Unpublished Picture Book Manuscript Award
Bollinger Plays Ball gained Third Place in the 2012 CYA Competition Category 2
Bollinger’s Band was Highly Commended in the 2012 KBR Unpublished Picture Book Manuscript Award
Bollinger’s Banquet won the 2011 KBR Unpublished Picture Book Manuscript Award
The Small Adventures of Fi the Flea was Highly Commended in the 2011 KBR Unpublished Picture Book Manuscript Award
Old Bloat and little Bleat received a Special Mention in the 2011 KBR Unpublished Picture Book Manuscript Award
*‘What was that all about?’ asked Arthur….
‘He just won an award at the
Annual Ursa Minor Alpha
Recreational Illusions Institute Awards ceremony,
and he was hoping to be able to pass it off lightly,
only you didn't mention it, so he couldn't.’
‘Oh,’ said Arthur,' well, I'm sorry I didn't.
What was it for?'
‘The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word 'Belgium'
in a Serious Screenplay. It's very prestigious.’
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